9 oz. Candle "Happy Birthday -Alcohol, Low Standards, and Poor Decisions" by Malicious Women Candle Company

9 oz. (40 Hour Burn Time)

Reads: Happy Birthday - Infused with "Alcohol, Low Standards, and Poor Decisions"

Scent: Vanilla Cupcake

Made by: Malicious Women Candle Company

Instant birthday, just add flame--and bail money.

Vanilla Cupcake: The sweet buttery vanilla scent will have kids crawling your house looking for the cupcakes it seems like you baked. Send those pesky kids back to the neighbors where they belong.